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excellentrectangles · 22 days ago

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hey disney so uh how dedicated are we to this being a miniseries? because this truly is too good to limit to one season!

#and lilia saying when she calls you a coward hit the deck #has me afraid this may end in some kind of betrayal or something #it can’t end like that do you fucking hear me?#i have other ideas for where it could go instead but i don’t wanna get my hopes up #holy SHIT i’m having so much fun y’all!!#agatha all along

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boarloved-art · 3 months ago

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i like the car movies a lot.......

#cars #pixar cars #lightning mcqueen #sally carrera #my art #art #drawing #fanart #sketch #these r SOOOOOOOO messy dont worry abt jt #i love sally n mcqueen so muhcnman #sally the love of my LIFEEEE #also his pyjamas in the court sketch r. bc i asked my pals what we think he was wearing when he got separated from mack. bc its SO funny to #imagine him in his pjs in court trying to seduce sally #like realisitclally hes probably not. they peobably gave him a change of clothes he did in fact make a mess #but man.....the idea of him stood there in his own branded pjs . .....it enamours me #temporary wheelchair user mcqueen after his crash is reel to me <3 #he doesnt even need it for that long but by god he decks it out #note that they have rings on in the cars 3 ones...theyre married...#the second one is all sally when she arrived at radiator sprrriiings i rhink of her too much #ft flo & sheriff #ur sheriff. ur watching the road leading into town (even the towns basically dead anyway noones fucking coming in so ur legit just sat ther #eating lunch and thinking abt ur husband). a blue porsche rolls in and ur like huh. a visitor. thats new. the porsche suddenly just gives #out in the middle of the road and ur like. oh shit lemme call mater. before u get the chance to do that u r cut off by the LONGEST BEEP #IN HISTORY as sally carrera #burnt out from lawyering #slams her head on the wheel and yells FUCKKKKKKKKKK. this is MY canon now.#sheriff watching a stressed 20 smth in a business suit repeatedly knock her head against her steering wheel while muttering about #how this Has to be her annoying bosses fault somehow #wondering if he should offer her some help or just let her get it out of her system

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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happy cats continue on their sports pr tour and this time they stopped by the hardrock to give a good fins up! for the home opener to all who celebrate

jacksonville jaguars @ miami dolphins | 9.8.24 (x)(x)

#aaron ekblad #niko mikkola #carter verhaeghe #florida panthers #deeply obsessed with this colourful cast of players to send to an american football game #mikksy what the hell are you doing at an american football game #my theory is that he heard hardrock and went oh football game and then he showed up and it was an american football and went what the fuck #im crying mikksy and swaggy matching so it looks like theyre ekkys little backup dancers #you know whats funnier about all this? i was out and didnt realise the game was today #and i literally passed by my sports bar all decked out in fins deco and the road i was crossing was like a lot busy than usual #and i was like huh weird for a sunday but maybe the people feel like walking about #and notice a lot of teal on the streets and went oh! cool! i like the colour teal!#then went on my merry way and ended up a good 3 hours into my outside adventure saw a child in a dolphins jersey and went wait a second #found the nearest restaurant to look at their tvs and low and behold i went THE DOLPHINS PLAY TODAY and i just saw the tailend of the game #and i was like oh my god no wonder as i was out there was so much horn honking in the LETSGO _____ chants #let it be said i have the social awareness of a fucking ostrich #it took me so fucking long to come to this conclusion yeah you can say im a little how you say dumb as shit

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tea-earl-grey · 1 year ago

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lower decks is the best star trek show. i'm not taking constructive criticism at this time

#HOLY SHIT #no spoilers but. oh my god the latest episode is SO GOOD #i knew we were going to get at least a part of mariner's backstory this season and IT DOES NOT LET DOWN #really season 4 has been banger after banger #A Few Badgeys More was the only episode i was kinda eh on #if you asked me how i would rank lower decks after just watching the first two seasons i would probably say like. high mid #it's funny but not that deep #but in the last season it's quickly rocketed to be one of my favorite shows. certainly my favorite of new trek #idk it's just rare that a show seems to perfectly straddle being largely made of references and specific star trek jokes #while also having incredibly strong characters. not just of the main four but also the bridge crew. t'lyn. even compelling one offs #tbh i think the reason it's so successful is because it actively avoids the BIG GALACTIC DESTRUCTION plots that disco picard and prodigy do #(though prodigy much less so)#it just. let's the characters exist and builds plots around the characters instead of the other way around.#anyways sorry for rambling. the latest episode just. gave me feelings.#lower decks #my posts

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meyerlansky · 1 year ago

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I have successfully boiled my problem with most of the izzy reads that i hate down to a sentence:

he's not sexually repressed, he's emotionally repressed.

#they are different and ihave paragraphs and paragraphs of thoughts on it #but dressing like a leather daddy and holding your hand over an open flame and literally everything else he does #is not the behavior of a man who doesn't know or realize what gets him going #he's not closeted. he's not homophobic. he thinks having Any Positive Emotion not related to violence makes you vulnerable #[and he's right for his experience and circumstance but i won't touch that now]#his conflict is emotional; ed's ability to captain isn't compromised by his being attracted to a man. it's compromised by Having Feelings.#their ability to survive a world that wants them dead isn't compromised by either of them being queer; it's compromised by being SOFT #by having WEAK SPOTS #pets are a weak spot. lovers are a weak spot. get rid of them to stay safe. not out of spite.#not out of a disdain for those relationships themselves. out of disdain for what Feelings Do To You #idk man maybe i am simply emphatic about this nuance because i get—more than I would like—the impulse to be SAFE #even at the cost of your self and some chances at being happier #he doesn't even care that lucius is gay in the deck scene and i'd go so far as to say he doesn't really care that lucius is slutty #insofar as. like. he doesn't know him and pete are open. from a monogamy-normative perspective it's a betrayal.#your partner being unfaithful when you expect them To Be is ALSO A THING THAT CAN GET YOU KILLED #like idk i just. i think people don't get how much of him is about safety?#and i know the show's created this atmosphere of 'homophobia isn't a real threat'#but they haven't removed the violence and danger crews other than stede face for Other Reasons #so. he's very security-driven. and that's why he speaks to me.#and it's annoying that people just make 'lol izzy's closeted' 'peak homophobic gay' jokes instead of. engaging. with the shit izzy AND ED #went through to make them emotionally closed off the way they are #THE SENTENCE IS A SENTENCE BUT THE EXPLANATION SURE ISNT

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daxite · 3 months ago

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are people really mad that of all things shadow is actually kicking ass in the movie trailer, come the fuck on lol

#dax rambles #like i get the complaints about the movies and i have several gripes with them but genuinely so much of this feels like really #bitter nitpicking and grasping at straws lol #i have my own concerns about the movie trailer but shadow showing them up in his literal fucking introduction was not one of them lol #“tails could hold his own against shadow he wouldn't go down in one hit” i don't think any of you know these characters beyond fanfiction #tails isn't a pussy but no he is not physically strong no shit if fucking shadow of all people decked him he'd be down #he's smart and has finesse that's tails' strength lol #it's so annoying because this is shadow's literal debut like no shit he's meant to look strong as fuck also he's the fucking “ultimate #lifeform“ for a reason i feel like that's something both SEGA and apparently the fans fucking forgot until recently #shadow's finally being treated like a badass again but people are now crying about it because “noooo he's hurting poor heckin team sonic :(#they're meant to be rivals not enemies!!“ buddy have you even played SA2 do you even remember how their fucking relationship begins?#also another thing this is the initial trailer and it's being cut in a way to make shadow look OP as fuck intentionally and if he was #too evenly matched against team sonic from the get-go i'm sorry but that would be so fucking boring and unironically OOC

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docholligay · 9 months ago

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I wish I had the time (or inclination) to reread GtN, before reading this. The pool scene left SUCH a sour taste in my mouth it seems to have erased a number of details from the book. I genuinely cannot remember who some of these people are in position to the first book.

PLEASE DO NOT SPOIL ME I'M LIKE 80 PAGES IN

#i love ianthe but have genuinely no fucking... memory of her #i remember camilla and palamedes kinda #i remember Colum only because the line about picking and choosing your decencies ROCKED me #dulcinea #uhhhhhh....i think that's it #i also really don't remember what happened after the pool scene i assume i blacked out #before anyone bawls like a calf about me not giving it a fair shot i remembered it fine for my review #and then my brain clearly just...jettisoned it #ANYWAY the prose in this is so much less given to childish asides and the character voice is so much more pleasant ('pleasant')#that i keep almost picking up the first one again #but a) i have so much shit on deck #and b) it would just be me eating shit a second time just in case it was chocolate pudding this time

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trans-rights-coastalmangoes · 1 month ago

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y'all ever have that piece of media that you genuinely really love and it's got a huge active fanbase for it and everything but you can't really engage with the fandom at all because your experience with it was so so different than what other people are posting about

#literally no hate just can't relate at all #but like the core aspects of the storylines i roleplayed are just... not how most other people interpreted the game #this is botw and disco elysium. to me #i do not care about zelink #my link (& me irl) fully expected to come across a 117-year old zelda as an old woman #all decked out in weapons fighting ganon in the castle #& had roleplayed my link so he would keep k*lling himself just to see his dead fiance again #and was actually rather clumsy as a swordsman and felt he could never live up to his past self #who was essentially a dead alter to him #my link didnt even know what a bird was. or a lizard #roleplayed him as vegan bc he didnt know who/what counted as a “citizen of hyrule”#first playthrough was 250+ hours before i fought ganondorf for the first time #i took that man on an odyssey. made him visit each of the divine beasts in prayer before the final battle #also disco elysium #i missed major portions of the game that im fine with missing #i have no fucking clue what the pale is.#i dont give a shit about jean viqumare or whoever he is #i am not a kimharry shipper #core story was my harry was so so desperate to not resemble the thing he was before he lost his memory. or even find out who he was #and was shattered whenever bits of his personality came through #i did one playthrough of that game and emerged very satisfied with how it went down #not much desire to do another playthrough #loz #de

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thecreaturecalledriza · 2 years ago

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I just think it would be very nice if someone (coughSamBellamycough) took Izzy’s tummy troubles into account and doesn’t treat it like a joke or a burden. Whether it’s a sensitive stomach from anxiety or ARFID or food intolerances/allergies or IBS. Sam would definitely have the money and—in my head and general fanon it seems—the care and devotion to give Izzy gentle food that still tastes nice. Or just, you know, making sure Izzy has a healthy relationship with what food he can eat.

Here I go again with my food as a metaphor for love kick…

#bellhands #izzy hands #sam bellamy #projecting some of my food and stomach issues onto the cranky old man #Because of one line about Izzy puking and shitting himself after being left in charge during a storm #dizzy izzy #izzy the spewer #I hate those nicknames so much #Stomach and food problems are no joke #Sam Bellamy would never #I just want izzy to have a nice time #And that somehow keeps relating back to food in my mind #Seriously want the next person who calls Izzy mean names related to his stomach problems to get frickin decked

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little-paper-man · 6 months ago

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FINALS ARE DONE! \〒▽〒/

time to crash for a week until my poor poor braincells recuperate

#I had Physics and Sedimentology/Stratigraphy #and i was sick on and off all semester which is not a good combo #all i wanna do is fucking everything #next 2 chapters of tmbm #new fic series with No Man's Sky #Finish my latest journey plush #draw holy fuck do i wanna DRAW #pick up The Long Dark again and maybe finally FINALLY get the DLC college made me too broke to afford it #YUGIOH SHIT I rewatched season 0 and accidentally got my daughter hooked and i got my old cards out and I hope we can get around to deck #building soon #found my first yugioh card too :> Skull Redbird my beloved #A Wolvlocke on Wolvden #THERE'S SO MUCH I WANNA DO #hello void i have words

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turtlemagnum · 5 months ago

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one of my favorite parts of strategy games like chess and advance wars is that feeling when you haven't quite won yet but the enemy has no real options so it feels like you're just sloowly wrapping around them like a snake. when all your enemy has is their king and you've managed to turn 3 of your pawns into queens, and all you've gotta do is get in juust the right position, and in the meantime all they can do is squirm. god, that's such a wonderful feeling. nothing quite like it

#incidentally i don't like it when versions of chess insist on enforcing a stalemate rule #honestly to a certain extent i feel like if your enemy has nothing but a king and you've got more than one queen that should just be an #automatic win. like exodia except instead of the individual pieces being useless they're all the most powerful monster card in the game #i think the favorite card i had as a kid was my five headed dragon. thought that shit was so cool. 5000 in both attack and defense???#it seemed unbeatable to my little kid brain. also it was a dragon. of course i loved it #i never learned how to Actually play yugioh of course. just what rules my stupid kid reading comprehension could understand #im pretty sure a monster has to be in play for you to be able to sacrifice it. i didn't know that so i filled my deck with nothing but #really strong monsters and i'd just sacrifice some directly from my hand to summon what i wanted #i stole a lot of yugioh cards as a kid from target. i'm comfortable saying this online because the statute of limitations has absolutely ru #out by now. i looked it up.#i remember for the first time i stole a box set that had exodia. i remember on my way home so i could open it... i genuinely felt like ther #was something mystical in that box. something ancient. there was something really special about that to my kid brain #i'd later steal quite a few more because i got the bright idea to fill a deck with nothing but exodia cards. i figured i'd always have a #first draw win. took me until actually trying to play it that i realized i'd often just get 5 left arms which obviously wouldn't work #so i took that deck and added some actual monsters to “hold me off”. it was pretty much just a normal deck with too much space taken up by #essentially useless cards. i don't think i ever actually won by drawing exodia naturally. what a shame #side note but i still get a bit anxious every time i go to that target. i haven't in years and i can basically guarantee they wouldn't #recognize Grown Ass Adult me as “that kid who stole a lot of yugioh cards”. it's been almost a decade if memory serves #i've grown a lot since then. both physically and metaphorically #i digress

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kenzan-kiwami · 1 year ago

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same anon as before here. i find it refreshing that other people out there are willing to say out loud that all the kazumaji gets super tiresome. i enjoy majima a lot but find kazumaji totally overrated and so it is not fun out here lol. especially because the way fandom portrays the ship is almost never true to the characters at all (gaa gaa eyes, as you say). replaying the games is a good idea tho. i did that and my enjoyment for majima (and my other favorite side characters!) came back once i remembered what he was really like outside of fandom.

oh no yeah i totally get you 😭 i feel blessed to have known people from when i first got into the series who are as Over It as i am, but it still gets so lonely out here sometimes. i have some doodles and video projects i'd like to at least try to do at some point but i'm definitely going to replay y0 soonish (after gaiden maybe?) because it's been FOREVER and i'd like to have it fresher in my mind haha

dead souls is also a brilliant game for majima, people cry for a majima game all the time but i'm like dude we already have dead souls? he's in his fucking element throughout his entire gameplay segment, don't just ignore it because it has objectively terrible gameplay for the sole reason of "they tried to make a third-person shooter inside a brawler game"

#i need a ps3 so bad for real #trying to emulate a game that already emulates like butt and ass ON A STEAM DECK was setting myself up for disaster #but trying and failing and then watching a main story playthrough was the better option out of that or playing yakuza 4 LOL #pour one out for the like three people who've written majiwagi and posted it to ao3 though #they've all very much helped me to not immediately block majima's tag on tumblr <3 #i will say though it's nice not being on like twitter or anything or having tons of followers cause i could not deal with the whole #walking on eggshells around everyone shit that i hear from people who do use twitter #one of my friends thought they'd get cancelled for a reina rarepair and i'm just out here like bro live your best life #me #text #ask #anon

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oflgtfol · 6 months ago

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literally what the fuck is in the air lately ive had three guys being weird at me within the past three weeks. thats one guy a week. Stop fucking being weird

#coworker situation resolved itself i think hes just Like That #we’ve been casually texting now and everythings normal its fine #other guy who asked me out to get sushi together. i ghosted him. Lmao #like bro ive only talked to you like … four times you are not getting me to a secondary location #and NOWWW #AT MY INTERNSHIPPPP #im huffing and puffing doing manual labor unloading boxes and shit #and custodial does Not pick up when i call them to perhaps come down to help me out #so i gotta do it all by myself i get a cart load it full of empty boxes and im like man i gotta go toss em all individually into the #dumpster now but lo and behold i get to the loading deck where the dumpster is theres a group of grown men #theyre all doing their own thang theres a bunch of box trucks theyre waiting on and they all turn to me when i open the door #im like. Hi. dont mind me i just gotta toss these boxes in the dumpster #two of the men approach me and just literally grab the entire damn cart itself and shake it out over the dumpster #like oh. Okay #i was like hey thank you so much !!! i literally dont know who you are but thanks for helping out !!#and i have so many empty boxes i need to do this two more times #so i open the door and just one of the original men shakes it out over the dumpster again #and i was like profusly thanking him cuz im like do you even work here like who are you thank you for doing my manual labor?? 😭😭#and so as im ducking out to get the last round of boxes the man says like hey only for you #and im like. in my head im like ??? but im like whatever. moving on.#so i bring out the last round of boxes and im like hey thank you so much for doing this have a great day #and he says something like i see you dont have a ring yet #LIKE WHAT #BACK UP !!! WHAT #IM ONLY 22 YOURE LIKE A WHOLE ASS 35 BACK UP !!!!!!!!!!#so i just say Hm! again and leave #like whenever these PEOPLE say weird shit to me i just say Hm!#CUZ LIKE. HUH?#what the fuck u want me to say that???#anyway thankfully tho this guy isnt a coworker so its literally just a passing rando i will never see again

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m3m3shadow · 2 years ago

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"There's a Kuriboh just for me?!"

(Aka totally not an excuse to make my own ship content/give this blonde bastard some backstory and a non-Malefic deck so I can have him and Yusei doing big nerd stuff.)

#yugioh 5ds #ygo 5ds #paradox (yugioh)#yusei fudo #bonds beyond time #look i just wanted Paradox to have more backstory but we aren't getting much #so fuck it I'm making it myself and that is he's a big history nerd who plays Fableds and said deck is full of Fabled duel spirits #said fableds are chaotic good creatures who are one of few reasons Paradox stayed somewhat sane after the Meklord shit #and in this particular picture it's from a canon where he really did go rogue and snitches everything to Team 5d's just cause he could #and totally not so he could be buddy buddy with Yusei and keep an eye on Antinomy larping as Bruno #just imagine all the shenanigans these two could get into if only Malefic World didn't toaster bath Paradox

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unsettlingcreature · 1 year ago

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Slowly reconfiguring my altar space but I'm gently adding Halloween decorations as September passes and October approaches, I'm personally obsessed with the little ghost lights. Anyway I don't have a dedicated sideblog for this stuff anymore so I'm just slapping it on main :)

#witchblr #taking a break was so good for me because now im getting back into the flow of it? im realising how my beliefs and shit have shifted #still going to gently worm my back into witchcraft like. im not gonna do any blots or anything for a good while #and figure out ONCE MORE what actually works with my practice #like do i WANT divination to be part of my craft? or do i just feel like i have to #like when was the last time i touched my tarot or my runes or my oracle deck or my pendulum? even before my break?#and when it comes to deitywork. is that something i can commit to? has my time with Loki come to a close? lots of questions to ask.#and also do i really want to keep a grimoire/bos? because im too much of a perfectionist for it #and the stuff i do regularly are in my head. if I'm doing something different then I'm going to use other books as research points #idk theres a lot to think about. maybe I'll just ponder the wizard and stop sweating the details lmao #you'd think i had this shit figured out after over a decade but fuckin nooooppppeeeee #anyway witchcraft is always a journey and there's always more to learn and experience #its easy to say that shit but harder to accept it #ALSO LOKI LIVES IN MY BEDROOM I AINT EVER GONNA HIDE HIM AWAY #i cherish all the time spent with a deity and appreciate them for being there during that part of my life #just like with hecate before its ok if my time with loki is over. it is what it is. its not sad its something to look fondly on

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obessivedork · 1 year ago

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I got so caught up in the euphoria of new Star Trek that I forgot SNW has some of my least favourite writing of the new shows. I think I’m frustrated with it because there are so many aspects I SHOULD like! On paper I SHOULD like this show more than I do! I just do not vibe! :(

#Happy for everyone who loves the show so much god I wish that were me #tagging for my own blog's sorting system not here to be a dick #it is only dethroned by season 3 of PIC for my least favourite writing #but. STOP TALKING ABOUT GENETIC MODIFICATION STAR TREK. IT HAS NEVER BEEN GOOD. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN BAD. ALWAYS.#EVEN THAT ONE BASHIR EPISODE THIS IS A HOT TAKE I WILL TAKE TO MY GRAVE #(but there are other things that are good about that Bashir episode)#It's too nuanced and difficult of a topic to handle in a 45-60 minute episode. It really is #Children should never be blamed for the sins of their parents etc etc but it is SUCH a double edged sword #what they did with La'an was neat I guess. something something facing ancestral ghosts that put guilt on your shoulders #Like at least this guilt and trauma isn't entirely needless like the Gorn shit #It makes sense that a descendant of HIS would have complex thoughts and feelings. Just wish it was a descendant of a DIFFERENT #genegic augment from Earth's history. Makes the universe feel SO SMALL #The La'an episode got me reluctantly back into being willing to see where they're going with everything because it was a decent episode #I mean I'll watch the Lower Decks episode no matter what but I was hoping the show would grow on me more this season #and it still hasn't really #There are fun elements (Funky old engineer lady! Still mad about killing off the season 1 guy but she's fun! I'm so gay for Ortegas)#I want to like this show more so bad! :(#but I'm just overall not vibing :(#star trek #snw

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